| Voicemail |
[Nov. 15th, 2021|03:43 pm] |
|
Hey you've reached Roxanne, Goddess of the Universe. I'm probably working like a slave or at a pub, but leave me a message and I'll get back to you a-sap. Oh, and if this is Teddy, if I wanted to talk to you I'd call you, so stop calling. Bye! |
|
|
| 14. i think it's time that i mention |
[Jun. 13th, 2010|03:08 pm] |
So my roommate left, meaning I'm looking for another one again. Boo. And I was beginning to enjoy having extra money lying around to do whatever with. I just hope the Shaggin Wagon doesn't need anything else fixed. She had issues last month but hopefully they're over now.
[Teddy]
Hey you, I think we should tell Nick we can't work on Fridays anymore. |
|
|
| 13. now i'm wishin that i didn't wear these shoes |
[Mar. 8th, 2010|11:22 pm] |
|
i feel lazy and i'm out of ice cream. not a fan of this. |
|
|
| 12. begin to rewrite me |
[Mar. 7th, 2010|07:15 pm] |
|
Nick, I'm calling in sick tomorrow. Just so you know. |
|
|
| 10. got my swim trunks, and my flippy floppies |
[Jan. 5th, 2010|05:25 pm] |
SORRY GUYS BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO MARRY ANDY SAMBERG. he's such a fucking god.
|
|
|
| 09. we'll drink ourselves awake |
[Dec. 20th, 2009|02:36 pm] |
|
so what are the chances that someone here not living on campus needs a new roommate or place to live? |
|
|
| 08. want this night inside of me |
[Dec. 19th, 2009|06:14 pm] |
|
just so you lot know i'm not actually dead, just been, y'know nursing a sprain? i totally meant to do that meme thing that everyone was doing, but um got distracted so it didn't happen. guess i could go find it but i'm lazy. anyway who knows. |
|
|
| 07. rewrite me |
[Dec. 1st, 2009|05:05 pm] |
okay so i'm not dead, yay! but the shagginwagon almost is. I DID NOT HIT THAT WOMAN TEDDY SHE CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.
also because my relatives are lying about me, i do not have a boyfriend. i have a boy who is a friend who i have gone out with a couple of times. =/= COMMITMENT TYVM.
also also my wrist is sprained i think i might die.
alsox3 i know a boy who can cook, and i think he should be my private chef. just saying. |
|
|
| 06. two ships passing in the night |
[Nov. 17th, 2009|02:37 am] |
had a date tonight
just got home
tired
had fun
will update more tomorrow
peace♥ |
|
|
| 05. don't think too much |
[Nov. 15th, 2009|02:56 am] |
POLL TIME
GUYS: if a girl you have previously had a shag with called you up and started singing love game by lady gaga, would that get her a shag?
and bitches i swear if you use this before i get the chance to i will fucking kill you. |
|
|
| 04. let's have some fun, this beat is sick |
[Nov. 13th, 2009|04:30 pm] |
ugh damnit. stupid teddy. DAMN YOU AND YOUR FACEBOOK. if i never go back to work again, it's because teddy made me get on facebook (i hate you by the way) and now that i've discovered bejeweled it's all i can play. fuck meeeee. i need a girlfriend, i've sat here for three hours straight playing this game AND IT'S A FRIDAY i need a hobby (that isn't facebook)
also what the fuck lady gaga |
|
|
| 03. tuggin at my heartstrings |
[Sep. 19th, 2009|11:15 am] |
The internet is NOT just for porn. It's also for sparkle text
Unrelatedly: Teddy I swear to god you cheat on me again with another boy and I will gut you.
Semi-relatedly: I fucking love days off. They make me happy (in the pants). |
|
|
| 02. if these are my parting words |
[Sep. 19th, 2009|12:25 am] |
School is for losers like Professor Tonks.
Discuss. |
|
|
| 01. onto borrowed time |
[Sep. 14th, 2009|03:05 am] |
So okay. It was only a matter of time before someone talked me into this internet thinger, right? I blame Teddy. Bastard. But uh hi, all you people I dunno. Name's Roxanne (Roxie if you like nicknames) Weasley and I have a huge family and all of them are squares who go to school like their mummies told them to. Except me, I'm a rebel. And I should really be asleep because I have to be up for work in like 5 hours for another totally shitty boring dayshift. Bleh.
Oh and you'd think my sexy British accent would get me laid more often, except not because people in this state suck arse. |
|
|